Wow, Annette and I spent the day cleaning around the house.  We started out just finally taking down the christmas tree.  As we were doing this I turned the TV over to A&E and the show Hoarders had just started.  Never having seen this show before I was instantly intrigued by this show.  It was absolutely amazing seeing these people on this show and the extremely problems they had with compulsive hoarding and all the effects it has had on their life, or how their lives had been so messed up that its lead them to this disease.  Yes, I called it a disease.  These people are so messed up its imbalanced their mind to think what they are doing is ok. 

I watched a total of three hours of this show.  The absolute worst was the woman with her son.  Their house was helter skelter, and the child had picked up this from his mother.  Seein the poor kid trying to throw things away was heart breaking.  He couldn’t stand to part with even one stuffed animal.  When he was at school they got rid of his stuff. 

Then there was the old woman with goats who had ate her house up.  They ate the siding off, they ate holes in it, and they came in the house and shit everywhere.  There was Crap all over the floor, the walls, the bathroom.  She had no electricity or running water.  It was terrible.

I still think the craziest part was seeing the angst in these peoples face, when experts came into help them and they started throwing their collections away.

But on a good note, this inspired me to get some work done.  I cleaned out my storage closet, cleaned the guest bedroom, clean up my home theater, organize my game systems.  There was some serious work being done in the Fisher Household.

Fun times, next Annette and I are gonna attack our guest bedroom closet.  That damn thing is gonna be a beast to get under control, but well do it.  When we start Ill take a before and after pic.

Big weekend in the NFL. This is where you start to seperate the men from the ladies. Now that my bengals are out of it, Ive hopped on the saints bandwagon, but they’ve got a tough route to make it to the superbowl.

Here’s who’d i’m going with

Dallas over the Vikings
Colts over the ravens
Saints over Arizona
Chargers over jets.

Dallas will dominate. Fuck the jets for beating the bengals. Joe flacco is hurt and will be ineffective with the colts stopping Ray rice and the other two rbs for the ravens. And finally drew brees and the gang will get their heads out of their asses and unleash the ultimate weapon: DUECE.

That’s my calls. If their right I’m a genius if they are wrong who cares I’m just a chump with an opinion.

-JA$E

Nothing says super fun time then going back to work after being gone for three days.  Luckly everything seemed to be in tip top shape in the store when I got back.  Yes like always there are a few rough edges but overall not bad at all.  Just two more days then im off three more.

There are lots of good things going on right now.   Im gonna break them down here

1. New tv season.  We have Lost and 24 starting back up.  I think this season of 24 is gonna be two tons of bad ass.  And to be honest, im sorta of looking forward to the end of Lost.  They’ve been carrying this show on a little to long, but I’m so invested in the show I can’t turn away.
2. Call of Duty: This game gets my GOTY vote with out a doubt.  I have played all the other canidates and most I own, but this damn game has me hook line and sinker.  I have to drag myself away from it at night to go to bed.  I make dates to play other games.  It’s amazing and extremely addicting.  I invite you all to play.
3. Blogging again.  I just love sharing my thoughts with everyone and I hope I can pick up some new readers in the new year
4. Hitting back up the gym.  It’s what I do and I’m gonna get back into shape.  Annette and I will be rocking the gym, like a boss.
5. Jamacia again in less then 90 days.  If you have never been on an all inclusive vacation.  I suggest you rock on.  YOu wont go any other way.

That’s all I got for today.  Gonna come up with a few decent columns to get some strong hits.  Until then later

-Jason

Starting to get my Blog back on.  Seeing my boys Dhigh, Skinny Beard, and Jeragno getting their blog on, has put me back in the mood to blog again.  One thing I did by accident, trying to clean up the comment spam I deleted every one’s comments, apologies to all those who posted comments.  Trust me, I love comments, I want comments, and I encourage comments.  You will have to sign up for an account to keep the spam down.  As long as I can verify you, I’ll let you post on my blog.  If I didn’t do this there would be piles of spam on here.

I will be covering a varity of subjects from sports, video games, life, marriage, technology,TV, Wal-mart hijinks, and really anything else that comes to mind.  I’m going to be trying to update this regularly, either on my laptop or on my iPhone.

I hope you all come back often to see what’s on my mind.

-Jase

Today is Earth Day, and for all of those who don’t know what that means.  It’s the day for hippies and douche bags to go around and push their beliefs about global warming, recycling, water conservation, trash reduction, and the rest of the Earth Day bullshit that people prophigate.

Well I know there are other people like me out there who are sick and tired of all the “Going Green” talk.  I am proposing a new day that will take place the day after Earth Day.  It’s called “Black Day” and on this day we will do the exact opposite of what we do on Earth Day.

I am going to give some great examples  of what we can do on Black Day and what we do is gonna be called “Going Black.” and trust me once you go you won’t be going back.

1. Only Exhale for the entire day.  Every time you breath you let out carbon dioxide, and we all know that will destroy the ozone.
2. Only use Styrofoam plates.  It’s a great way to say hey earth here is something that will last forever.  Its the gift that keeps on giving.
3. Open up all your windows and turn on the air conditioner.  It’s a way to help keep mother earth cool.
4. When you leave for the day to go work turn on all the lights.
5. Throw away CFL bulbs. They are full of mercury and are great for landfills.
6. Fill a 50 gallon drum full of gasoline and burn it.
7. Fix your hair with an aerosol hair spray.
8. Feed a cow grass.  Their farts expel methane, and that right there is an ozone killer.
9. Drive the long way to work.  Cars are the #1 ozone killer.
10. Fly to the arctic and intentionally melts away some of the polar ice caps.
11. When you drink anything out of a plastic bottle make sure you put the top back on it.  All that extra space we can take up in landfill is awesome!

Earlier today I was rattling off tons of things about going black,  but now that I am on the spot I can’t think of anymore.  So remember tomorrow do everything you can to say piss on you mother earth.  I know when I get ready in the morning I am gonna leave the water running when I brush my teeth.

Thist past week I have learned a couple of invaluable life lessons that I think I should share with the world.  The first one I learned from a tragic event that occurred on the High Seas on the other side of the world.  The other I learned in Columbus while hanging out with my good buddy Razor.

Life Lesson #1: Never Trust a Pirate

Apparently even in the 2ks real piracy is hot on the streets.  Now i’m not talking about some bull shit I download mp3 on the internet piracy.  I’m talking about pirate ships, peg legs, eye patches, parrots, and  treasure.  Old school when someone says treasure your thinking gold and diamonds, but in this day and age were talkin about Human bounty.

Some how they get on a tiny boat and roll up on a large ass freighter, throw a grapple up, climb up, and then more climb up, and then they take over the boat.  What I don’t understand is how they managed to do all this without someone cutting the rope, or what ever you do to stop pirates from climbing on your ship.  NOTE TO ALL BOAT OWNERS WHO CRUISE IN SOMOLIA WATERS: Carry a gun or a pair of scissors.  But anyway to get back to point

When these brave men and women on that boat were faced with the threat they did what they had to do.  The captain of this vessel offered him self to the  pirates in exchange for the release of the crew.  The pirates agreed but during the shuffle the crew managed to take on the pirates hostage.  Impressive.  They then offered the pirate back to the pirates in exchange for the captain.  Sounds like a pretty sweet deal?  Too bad they forgot they were dealing with pirates.   

The pirates pulled the ole psyche!  They keep the the captain and the pirate.  So life lesson one DONT TURST PIRATES!

I was walking out of a Buy backs in Columbus and as I was starting to get in my car these guys pull around the parking lot with their windows rolled down screaming “We got a free home theater, who wants one.”  Being a seeker of great deals, my friend and I flagged down the guy screaming. 

He hops out of his suv and immediately starts in on a story about how they picked up this delivery and then they realized once they checked the delivery manifest they had gotten too many pieces, and they called their boss and he said to unload them before they made a delivery.  He opened up his doors and showed us a combination of large speakers and home theaters.  The brand name on them was Olin Ross  on the Home Theaters and the speakers brand names Genesis Media Labs. 

My buddy immediately made the comment that the speaker brand name sounded similar to another brand he had heard of before.  When my buddy mentioned this they guy ran back to his car and pulled out a few catalogues that had a “review” of the system along with a price, $2500, was the price.  The guy then started asking home much we would pay for a $2500 dollar home theater system.  He started to get a little pushy at this point.  He started talking about the atm near by we could go to and get some money to buy one. 

After he opened the door and I saw the brand names I whipped out the iphone and googled that brand name. This was the first link.  I read over that and I said, “Ray, lets get out of here this is a scam.”  The con artist quickly got salty about being called out.  I then started reading the post and he just keep saying “do you always believe what you read on the internet.”  And then he and I went back a forth for a few minutes and we left.  As we left they guys yelled, “We make more money than you do, doing this.”  So if for some reason the scammer reads this I got a link for you.

New life lesson #2: Never purchase anything from the back of an SUV.

Wiki link for more info on what’s called the White Van Scam

I was surfing the information super highway a little bit ago and I stumbled upon this news clip on this hot new game.  Check the clip out and tell me what you think.  After you watch the clip head over to Close Range Game’s website and try out the demo.  My early impressions of the game our outstanding.  Its a must own.

I haven’t posted much on here lately took a little time off, but i’m going to start posting back regularly again.  The first thing I want to cover today is sending a big birthday shout out to CHUCK NORRIS.  Everyone has something in their heart for chuck norris, and everyone seems to know crazy facts about the man.  For example, everyone knows Chuck norris’s tears cure cancer… too bad he’s never cried.  Anywho Happy B-Day Chuck, we all know jesus celebrates your birthday like we do his.

That’s what she said.

I’m I big sports fan that I think we have already established.  One sport that I have recently within the past few years is NASCAR.  There are NINE great reasons to love NASCAR and I’m going to share them with you now:

1. It’s something to watch on Sunday’s.  The best sport period, football, plays on sunday but unfortunatly thoses pansy take the spring and summer off.  Nascar fills the void between football seasons.
2. Watching a race in person is an unbeatable experience.  I have been to a live baseball, football, and hockey game but none of them compare to a live NASCAR event.  Hearing all 43 cars starting up at the same time and the first time they all pass by you is amazing.  No words or videos can explain the feeling and the goosebumps you get when the cars speed pass you.
3. When will the big one happen.  Most people say they only watch racing to see the wrecks.  Although they can be fatal most wrecks are just amazing tributes to auto mobile engenering.  I’ve seen cars break down to only the frame and engine and the drive just walk away.  I’m a fan of wrecks and long as it doesn’t envolve Jeff Gordon or anyone on my Fantasy team. 
4. It’s a know fact that all NASCAR drives have smokin hot wives.  It’s NASCAR rule #21: Your wife has to be at least a 9.5.  NO EXCEPTIONS.  Here is a photo gallery to prove my point.
5. Anyone can get out there and be a racer.  Besides age, you gotta be at least 18, anyone in can be a NASCAR driver.  From your everyday man Tony Stewart, old ass Mark Martin, all the way to the 18 year old phenomom Joey Lagano.  Hell with a little bit of training and a car I could get out there and have a  
6. Most of these guys are Good ole boys.  Sometimes things can get a little heated in the middle of the race.  Some of these guys just don’t express in words what they can let their fist or cars explain.  Check this video of some classic NASCAR fights.
7. This is just a cool video of Kentucky’s Own Darrel Waltrip.  This happened yesterday at the California Race.  Damn it can’t find the video . Ill update it as soon as I find the video.
8. Have any of you read through the list of the names of Nascar drivers present or past: Dick Trickle, AJ Allmendinger, Greg Biffle, They’re 2 Buschs, Kurt and Kyle, jj yeley, Ricky Rudd, this is just to name a few.  I found this site.
9. My Dad was a Huge fan of NASCAR.  He pretty much got me into to it full swing.  Before his death the season had just started and when I called him it gave us something to talk about.  He also took me to my first race when I was 14.  He even got me hooked on my favorite driver; Jeff Gordon.

I could probally keep going all day pitching out reason’s you should watch the great american sport of NASCAR.  So everyone do me a favor and next Sunday watch the race in Las Vegas.