I went to get my passport on Wednesday.  The office to do this is at the post office.  I walked up to the door and that is what I saw.  Very intimidating for a door.  Just imagine if every door at Wal-Mart looked like that do you think we would get any business or what if that was a door to a church, WWJD.  Take all that crap off the door.  They pretty much took every questions that someone might ask or every situation that the person working there might get into and put post-it notes on the door to scare people off.  Good think Annette made a stirkeout on my application so I had to redo the entire thing.   Thanks Annette!

Ohh I asked the guy what happens if you use blue ink.  Well this is what happens!

Holy shit where do I start with this.  This 2 tenth of a mile stretch of highway has eaten up more that a week work of my life over the past 5 years.  Unfortunately I live in NKY and work in Cincinnati so on a daily basis I have to cross this beast.  I would love to find the jackass who designed the bridge and take his t-square and shove it up his ass.  I built a better bridge with Mr. Dakin in 9th grade shop class with Balsa wood.  This bridge is designed to carry a load of 30000 cars a day, but approximately 120000 cars a day attempts to cross it. 

Usually in the mornings from around 7 to 930 the traffic is backed up anywhere from 15-35 minute delay either way and the same thing can be said in the evening from 4-630.  So on a perfect day it can take 30 minutes to drive about 3 miles across the bridge.

Amazingly though more times then you could ever imagine a car will break down on the bridge or there will be a wreck.  I would say on average of 2 times a week this occurs.  What I can’t understand is of all the places to wreck or breakdown what are the freakin chances of it happening on this bridge.  It’s two tenths of a damn mile!  Every stretch of highway in our nation had the same accident/breakdown rate as this bridge the interstates would never move.  There would be thousands of cars lined up along the roads because there would be enough tow trucks to haul them away.  That is if the tow truck made it but probability says it would break down.  I looked for an article some where explaining this phenomenon but I couldn’t find one.  I am going to keep a picture log of broken down and wrecks on the bridge.  I have one saved I’ll upload tomorrow.  Also I want to take the time to thank anyone who’s car has broken down on the bridge and delayed my time getting home to play video games.  You are a true American jackass.

I’m sure tomorrow as I commute to work it will be my day to break down on the bridge, that’s how Karma works.  But you know what if it happens I’ll be happy to be a statistic and maybe I can get some insight from the cop about how many times a week this happens.

Ask anyone who lives in the natti this bridge is 10 lbs of bull shit.

rtsLook at the roid definition.

This joker is a tool.  I’m just going to go ahead and say it.  He is one of the highest paid players in the league and a complete fraud.   Before 2 days ago he was my hope of passing Barry Bonds legitimately, but with recent allegations by si.com he has fallen from grace in my eyes.  Back in 03 this douche tested positive for 2 different steroids.  Unfortunately this test occurred before MLB had rules in effect to punish such offenses.  I am sure he will pay with lost endorsements, embarrassment, and fan ridicule. 

 Him, roger Clemens, barry bonds, and Mark McGuire all have now signed their tickets to never get in the HOF.  Sports writers have already came out and said they will not vote him in and I support that 100%.  If it was up to me I would love to see this guy ran out of the sport.

The only thing A-Fraud can do now is to come completely clean about the entire thing.  Apologize and eat crow.  I don’t think he has the sack to do this.  I’m sure he will continue to deny this until his death like Mark and Barry, and he will hide behind his precious baseball union.  So Alex to end this all apologize and retire.

I don’t know if anyone else is following this story but apparently 104 players tested positive for steroids during this 2003 testing time.  How many players off your favorite team was juicing?  Was Jose Canseco right all the time.  Jose said that 75% of all players were on the juice.  I can only assume that the steroid era in baseball was completely tainted from every player to every team.  I will personally place an asterisks on every record during this time.

Regardless I am still excited about this baseball season.  I think the Reds have a good chance this season and I hope we can finally make a run at the playoffs.  Hell if the Rays  can do it the reds can to.